The difference between my White House and the current one is that the crazy spouse wasn’t the one who was president.
I don’t believe in labels. For instance – I’m way more than just a “vampire hunter.”
Note to current Commander-in-Chief: Stay out of my bedroom.
Why is it always the South?
Of all the actors who portrayed me in movies, my favorite was Gilbert Gottfried in A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST.
How many of you knew that Hannibal Hamlin was my Veep?
People remember speeches, not tweets.
Come to my monument. Bring the kiddies.
They used to call me Honest Abe. That’s one nickname they’ll never give the current guy.
I want to be remembered for two things: Being the greatest president in U.S. history, and Lincoln Logs. Those things are really fun!
If I had it to do all over, I’d lose the beard.
Boy was I right when I said “you can fool some of the people some of the time.” Jesus! Do you people have eyes?
Everyone asks what I thought of Steven Spielberg’s LINCOLN. Meh. I only saw the screener. I suppose it’s better on the big screen but you know me and theaters.
I also said, “Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.” That’s right, Robert Mueller, I’m talking to you.
Lincoln Town Cars have more room. I’m just sayin’.
And finally, subscribe to Ken’s podcast.
Sincerely,
Abraham Lincoln
from By Ken Levine
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