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Couple will be able to snuggle together. And to prevent them from falling asleep there are special headphones. Yeah, like sleep is the problem.
I'm sure your first thought when you read this was mine. And everybody's.
You're going to have a theatre full of couples having sex. Even if they show THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
Now the theatre insists this won't happen. Apparently they tested this concept elsewhere and no babies are on the way. Yeah, and Drive-In theatres never had the same problem.
Who are they kidding? The concession stand will sell more Plan B's than popcorn.
Especially in this day and age when couples cheerfully take videos of themselves engaging in sexual activities and uploading them to the internet, what are they gonna care that the couple two feet away can see them boinking their brains out? That other couple is probably just taking a smoke break.
"Hey, quit that yodeling you two!"
And this generation is used to multi-tasking.
I would love to see my movie VOLUNTEERS under such circumstances. For once I wouldn't take it personally if people weren't laughing.
The theatre says they will change the sheets between every showing. Every week they better change the springs too.
Not since people eat sushi off of naked girls has there been such an inspiring idea.
Watching a first-run film in bed in public -- it's the perfect date movie. Third date actually.
from By Ken Levine
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