Ready to risk your life to dine out? Join us at the Russian Roulette Café for an evening of immediate gratification.
There are health guidelines in place. Tables must be six feet apart, waiters must wear cloth masks and plastic face shields, among other laws put into place to protect you and add to the festive atmosphere.
Of course in Los Angeles, recently it was discovered that 50% of the restaurants are not complying. So is our Russian Roulette Café one of them? Roll the dice. That’s part of the fun.
If we’re not in compliance, we’re betting no one from the city will shut us down or even slap us on the wrist. We feel this is a way safer bet than the one you’re taking.
And if the protection laws aren’t being adhered to in the dining room where customers can see them, what do you think is happening in the kitchen? But they must think you don’t care. And Russian Roulette Café patrons don’t. We count on it.
Yes, it’s all a big gamble with a potentially fatal virus, but we at the Russian Roulette Café are betting you can’t go a couple of months without going to restaurants. So far we’ve been right. Business is booming.
So what to order? Might as well have fried chicken and Monte Cristo Sandwiches, fatty corned beef, onion rings, pancakes with lots of syrup, and mac and cheese. Yeah, they’ll kill you, but not in two weeks. And hey, if you’re braving the Russian Roulette Café you might as well be all in.
So we’ll see you here. Discount for AARP members!
from By Ken Levine
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