4h of July Weekend Post

 Why the hell do people buy home fireworks?

How many fingers and eyebrows do they have to lose? It's hard to hold QAnon signs  if you don't have fingers.  But with people playing Russian Roulette with their lives by not getting vaccinated, being reckless and stupid is just celebrating your First Amendment rights. 

Personally, I don't really care if these Darwin candidates conflagrate themselves. But too many of them have kids.  What parent in his right mind with children would set off something called a 12 inch “strike force missile”?

Or a “Mad Dog”
 “Bazooka Bear”
“Titanium Cracker”
“Dragon’s Wrath”
“Big Mama Jama"
“Brutal Force”
“Nuke Power”
“Pull String Grenade”
“Assorted Color Ammo Smoke”
“Caliber Blast”
“Car Bomb”
“Big Earthquake”
“Jumboshell Fountain”
“Pyrogyro”
“Cracker Jack in a Box”
“Deadly Fire”
“Battle of New Orleans”
“Pay Back”
“Mucho Grande – small” (isn’t that an oxymoron?)
“Air Raid”
Or of course the ever popular “So X*@! Good”?

Explain to me where these are “safe and SANE”.

Better to go to a city park, ballpark, or Steven Spielberg’s house. Enter a 5K race, cheer on a parade and pray that the grand marshal is someone more impressive than Sidney Powell.

Have a wonderful 4th of July weekend. It's okay to be an American again.  Display your flag proudly. Don't blow your fingers off.  GET VACCINATED. 

from By Ken Levine